ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

CONGRATS ON FOUR MILLION SUBSCRIBERS, DANISNOTONFIRE!

gillions:

someone take my tablet from me

floweranger:

i want my music so loud that i cant hear my life crashing and burning

MAN FLU

phanbiz:

Dan in Anthony and Kalel’s vlog (x)

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once in a while